BILL CLINTON: THREAT OR MENACE.
It’s desperation time in Hillaryville. They’re putting
out fires faster than a Rocky Mountain ranger station
during a lightning storm in the middle of an August
drought. Due to the fact that a certain inevitability
has proven to be highly evitable. And watching the
nomination slip through their fingers has to be going
down as easy as a deep fried fork. Causing several
revisions to what was previously a dead solid game
plan. Corrections that include, but are not limited
to- banishment of key staffers to "integral" precincts
on the outskirts of West Texas. Further attempts to
wring blood out of contributors who insist on
impersonating dried turnips. And the most difficult
fix: figuring out how to get the candidate’s husband
to shut the hell up.
Yeah. Right. Good luck. You’d have a better shot at
using a plastic butter knife to spay a pit pull on
meth than try to muzzle this old dog. I suggest a wolf
snare or tranquilizer gun as the best means to render
the 42nd President of the United States docile enough
to throw a choke chain around his neck. Interesting
how quickly the game changes. It wasn’t that long ago,
rival campaigns were complaining Hillary had an unfair
advantage being married to a former President. "But he
gets so much press." And now it’s Hillary’s staff
doing the complaining. "But he gets so much press."
What was once a secret weapon is now an albatross tied
by a frayed rope swinging wildly from the neck of the
former 1st Lady. And because of his unique stature as
biggest hound in the pound, Bubba isn’t just a loose
cannon, he’s a loose aircraft carrier in high seas.
Rampaging down the campaign trail in the manner of a
Japanese movie monster stomping through downtown
Tokyo, using his heat vision to blast opponents and
batting around members of the media like pastel
bunnies off an Easter display shelf in a Hallmark Card
shop. He must see himself as a guard dog protecting
the hen house, no pun intended. Barack’s camp accuses
him of being the junkyard dog.
And we can’t have that. Because everybody knows that
if Mr. Obama gets the nomination, the Republicans
won’t be mean. They’ll roll over on their backs,
begging to have their bellies scratched. Worst cast
scenario, they try to bruise him by throwing rubber
bones at his head. Hah. I laugh. Hah. I laugh again.
You want to see negative campaigning? You wait until
the junior Senator from Illinois gets the nomination,
because you’re going to see negative campaigning that
will make what they did to Michael Dukakis look like
pranks played during recess at a Catholic girl’s
school.
Bill Clinton nuzzles and he growls. He’s a boon and a
bane. A southern fried Jekyll and Hyde. Smoother than
a puppy’s fur, and more divisive than a flea ridden
German Shepherd at a Bat Mitzvah. One problem is
everybody continues to introduce him as "Mr.
President," like he’s still in charge. That kind of
thing can have an effect on a guy. If Hillary were
smart, she’d sponsor a bill in Congress that would
mandate all former Chief Executives be referred to as
"Mr. Ex President." Kill two dogs with one stone. One
dog being a certain George W Bush, whom a lot of us
can’t wait to call… Mr. Ex- President.
Political comic, Will Durst, is convinced that Mr. C
has a slight case of rabies.
© 2008 Will Durst
Upgrades Reflected in March 7 Paycheck
APWU Web News Article #13-08, Feb. 6, 2008
The March 7 paycheck for all APWU-represented employees will reflect an upgrade negotiated in the 2006-2010 Collective Bargaining Agreement.
“On Feb. 16, every APWU member in the Clerk, Maintenance, and Motor Vehicle Crafts will receive an upgrade to the next highest pay level,” said APWU President William Burrus. “This upgrade will apply in all offices and to all employees, regardless of the size of the office or the duties assigned to the employees.”
The upgrades achieved in the new contract place all APWU-represented employees in the next highest pay level and are accompanied by credit for the waiting period toward the next step increase. The upgrades will be accomplished by the application of a new pay scale.
The new pay schedule is being renumbered, beginning at Grade 3 (Grade 1 has been eliminated and all Grade 2 employees are being upgraded). In order to keep the numbers running consecutively, Grades 11 and 12 will be renumbered as Grades 10 and 11, with the salaries for Grades 10 and 11 based on increases from the old Grades 11 and 12.
While employees currently in Grades 11 and 12 of the old schedule are not being advanced numerically in the new schedule, each will receive the monetary benefit of the upgrade, and they will continue to occupy the highest numerical positions in the pay scale.
Burrus noted that the across-the-board upgrades have been a major objective of the union for nearly a decade, beginning in 1998, when letter carriers were upgraded as a result of an arbitrator’s ruling on their Collective Bargaining Agreement.
“We achieved some progress towards this objective in our 2001 contract arbitration and in the 2003 and 2005 contract extensions,” Burrus said, pointing to the union’s success in upgrading mail processors, some skilled maintenance positions, Motor Vehicle Operators, and several other job descriptions.
“Now we can declare total success: Every employee — regardless of craft and assignment — is being upgraded.”
[Contract Wage Increase Affects Union Dues]
[More Pay Information]
APWU Members Can Access,
Update Personal Information Online
APWU Web News Article #12-08, Feb. 6, 2008
APWU members can now access and change their personal contact information with the union online when they visit www.apwu.org.
The updating process is simple and secure. Look for Members Only just under the blue page header, and select My Local & Personal Info. This will take you to on log-in page. Follow the log-in instructions to access your member-profile page.
On your personal page, on the left-hand side, you will see My Profile. When you click your name, you will be directed to a page with your personal contact information, including mailing address, e-mail address, and home phone number.
Select Edit in the row of buttons near the top of the page and you will be presented with an interactive form. Make any changes you feel are necessary, and then click the Submit button.
The information will be updated immediately.
Your My Profile page also feature links to information about your APWU local and your regional and national union officers. Remember that you can also use www.apwu.org to register for many conferences and events sponsored by the national union.
Free Meter
The USPS Medical Program and Roche Diagnostics have joined together to offer a blood glucose meter, ACCU-CHEK, free to all diabetic postal employees and family members to help monitor their blood sugar. To obtain a free meter, call 877-269-8329 and use order code 706840118. The ACCU-CHEK meters will be delivered to the requestor’s home address free of charge. Employees should contact their district’s Occupational Health Nurse Administrator for more information.
23 Organizations Issue Joint Report Critiquing Wal-Mart’s Sustainability Initiatives Human Rights, Labor and Environmental Groups Find Wal-Mart’s “Green” Initiatives Lack Real Impact on Global Warming, Employee Health and Welfare
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| WASHINGTON, DC — September 6 - As Wal-Mart prepares to release its long-anticipated sustainability progress report, 23 environmental, farm, labor, and human rights groups have released their own report, “Wal-Mart’s Sustainability Initiative: A Civil Society Critique.” The report, prepared by some of the country’s most respected public interest groups, includes sections on Wal-Mart’s specific commitments in seven product areas -- organics, seafood, shrimp, forest products, cypress mulch, product packaging, and toxic chemicals -- as well as sections on global warming and Wal-Mart’s international business practices. It argues that even if Wal-Mart achieved all of its stated goals, the company’s business model is inherently unsustainable. This damning critique comes nearly two years after Wal-Mart CEO H. Lee Scott announced a bold initiative to turn the world’s largest company green. However, as the report explains, “Wal-Mart’s claim that it will cut 20 million tons of greenhouse gases annually would be admirable if it weren’t for the fact that the company publicly acknowledged in 2006 that its global operations created 220 million tons of greenhouse gases every year.[i] That’s more than 40 times the emissions the company says it would like to eliminate.” In fact, Wal-Mart has used its massive political clout to support an anti-sustainability agenda in the U.S. Congress, the report reveals. According to report contributor Corporate Ethics International, two-thirds of Wal-Mart’s PAC campaign contributions in the last election went to candidates who earned failing grades from the League of Conservation Voters. “Wal-Mart claims to be a leader in the battle against global warming, yet it’s one of the largest contributors to politicians with the worst records on global warming,” says Michael Marx, Corporate Ethics International’s Executive Director. Ultimately, the report contends that the mega-retailer’s “sustainability” agenda ignores the health and welfare of employees, customers, the environment and local economies both in the US and across the globe. “Wal-Mart can change to more efficient light bulbs, but that doesn’t change its carbon footprint or the enormous social consequences of its globally unsustainable business model. If we look at its practices internationally, Wal-Mart has used its market power to cut costs at the expense of workers and the environment across the developing world,” says report contributor Ruben Garcia of Global Exchange. Wal-Mart is not only using an astronomically unsustainable amount of fuel in importing cheap goods from China into the US and Mexico, where it is a leading retailer, but it is also undermining local economies by refusing to source from local producers who are being cut out of the market. “Wal-Mart officials claim to be concerned about sustainable livelihoods, but in reality, the company continues to squeeze workers and suppliers in a global ‘race to the bottom’ in wages, benefits and working conditions,” says Trina Tocco, coordinator of the Big Box Collaborative, which produced the report. Ultimately, the report asks: “Can a company claim to be “sustainable” when it drives down wages, refuses wages to some 20,000 minors working in its Mexican stores, pays unsustainably low prices to its suppliers (leading to sweatshop conditions), drives local stores and markets out of business, and disregards the wishes of the communities where it establishes its stores?” This report was coordinated by the Big Box Collaborative, and includes contributions from ActionAid International USA, Agribusiness Accountability Initiative, American Independent Business Alliance, American Rights at Work, Center for Health, Environment and Justice, Centro de Investigación Laboral y Asesoria Sindical (CILAS), The Cornucopia Institute, Corporate Ethics International, Dogwood Alliance, Environmental Investigation Agency, Food and Water Watch, Friends of the Earth, Good Jobs First, Global Exchange, Gulf Restoration Network, Institute for Policy Studies, International Labor Rights Forum, Mangrove Action Project, STITCH, WakeUpWalMart.com, Wal-Mart Alliance for Reform Now (WARN), and Washington State Jobs with Justice. Copies of the report are available at http://www.bbc.wikispaces.net/space/showimage/CounterSustainability, from Nell Greenberg, nell@globalexchange.org or Ruben Garcia, ruben@globalexchange.org. Additional supporting statements: “As the nation's largest grocer, Wal-Mart's impact on the Earth's environment is profound," said Mark Kastel of The Cornucopia Institute, one of the reports contributors. "There is no action we take, as consumers, that has a more profound impact on the environment than our choice of food, and Wal-Mart's dependence on imports and unsustainable factory farming is highly destructive." “Over the past month, hundreds of thousands of toys made in China and sold by Wal-Mart were recalled, because they contained elevated levels of lead. The report contends that Wal-Mart continues to sell toxic toys made out of vinyl containing phthalates, dangerous reproductive toxicants that have already been banned in Europe but are still sold in the United States. It’s time for Wal-Mart to stop toying around with our tots’ health and get the lead, phthalates, and other unnecessary toxic chemicals out,” said Lois Gibbs, Executive Director of the Center for Health, Environment and Justice, another report contributor. “Wal-Mart’s cut-prices-at-all-costs business model is the very essence of the problem,” says co-author David Groves of the Environmental Investigation Agency. “The effects are exemplified in their wood products sourcing, where their demand for the cheapest timber available and refusal to ask where it came from, is contributing to illegal logging in many developing countries.” “Women are not only the largest group of consumers at Wal-Mart,” says Beth Myers of STITCH, “they are also the largest group of employees – both in the stores and in the global factories that produce goods for Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart should have a special commitment to bettering the lives of women but instead chooses to use its unprecedented world-wide power to drive down women’s wages, support workplaces that ignore families, and create environmental conditions that negatively impact women’s health.” [i] Congressional testimony by Wal-Mart official Andy Ruben, cited in Amanda Griscom Little, “The Writing on the Wal-Mart,” Grist, July 19, 2006. ### |
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WORKING IN THE NON-UNION ENVIRONMENT
By Michael G. Hibbard
Ex-State Editor
Indiana Postal Workers Union
Union Members, Union Non-Members, and Managers
Of The U.S. Postal Service
I have been thinking about writing this article since I retired from the Postal Service in April of 2007. I received my 30-year pin and my retirement papers on the same day and was never happier to be leaving the Postal Service work place. Between you and me, I was certain that I would never reach retirement, nor ever be allowed to retire after my many years of postal union membership, union service, and active resistance to postal management.
My retirement was planned. My military buy back with Social Security, as unfair as it was, was paid back. My sick leave balance added a very small amount of days to my retirement, and you know I did not have any Annual Leave left to tide me over for the first month of my retirement.
The Office of Personnel Management (OPM), in handling my retirement, exceeded my expectations above and beyond anything the Postal Service had ever done for me. There were no screw-ups and no problem paperwork. No one at OPM pretended to know something they did not. Having dealt with government institutions in the past, I was almost shocked that my retirement proceeded in a timely and efficient manner.
Within four days after my retirement party at the USPS (and after my Friends and Family Retirement Party at the Hungarian Hall), I left for Florida.
After driving a 24-foot rental truck with a car carrier attached (for two days), I arrived at my destination and slept for two months, off an on.
I finally found a job that would pay me enough money to supplement my retirement income enough so that I would be making about the same amount of money (monthly) that I was making when I left the Postal Service.
Working for a living outside the Postal Service is a little different than what we have been used to in our postal careers. Many of us had jobs before we entered the USPS. We were young. Many of those jobs were non-union jobs. We didn’t know that. We just worked for whatever money they gave us and were happy with that.
It is pretty much the same out here. The workers take what management offers them. There is no line of separation between management and worker. Both share the work, although management calls the shots as sent down from higher management. Workers make about seven or eight dollars per hour (before taxes), and the management salaries are not discussed.
There is no Union, or other, representation. If you want a day off, or do not like the hours you have been given, or have any other problem; you must discuss the problem with your manager or relate it to your manager through an assistant manager. You are on your own in solving your workplace problems. If you do not come to work, you can be fired.
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If you break a workplace rule, you can be fired. If you forget to do something, you can be fired. If you call in sick, you can be fired.
For years, I have leaned on my shop stewards, my local union officers, my local presidents, and my state and national officers and presidents to protect me and defend me when circumstances beyond my control have put me into situations in and out of the workplace that I could not get out of myself.
Out here, beyond the confines of the Union shop, the Labor-Management organization, the Labor Movement; those protections do not exist.
I think the workers want them to exist, but they do not.
Michael G. Hibbard
APWU Retired
SHADOWS TRUMP HOPE.
Listen my friends and you will hear a tale of a
fateful night. It’s a tale no other dare speak of. Not
a matter of political correctness. It is shame. Of
which I have little. If any. Okay. None. So here goes.
What follows is the real and true story of how Hillary
Clinton overcame a double digit same day deficit and
won the New Hampshire Primary. A tale of a race and of
race.
We all know what happened, but like the knickers of a
Guatemalan nanny bent over a laundry basket in the
room just off the kitchen, we pretend not to notice.
Tom Brokaw knows. John King knows. Okay, maybe Laura
Ingraham doesn’t know, but how is that different?
Hillary knows. Barack not only knows, he feels it in
his bones like a creeping worm of osteoporosis every
day of his life but he’ll never say a word.
It was not a polling glitch. It was not co- opting the
mantra of "change." It was not Hillary’s vulnerability
in Saturday’s debate or her moist eyes in that
Portsmouth coffee shop. It was not Bill turning into a
60 foot George Bailey Transformer rampaging through
Bedford Falls. It was a little bit of the teeniest
kind of invisible fear. A form of prejudice detritus
known as "the Bradley Effect."
In 1982, Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley, an African-
American, was 10 points ahead in the polls the day
before his California Gubernatorial election against
George Deukmejian. 10 points ahead. Day before the
election. He lost. Sound familiar? Ding. Ding. Ding.
Give that man a kewpie doll.
To add insult to injury, Bradley led in the EXIT
polls. Which means people not only lied about how they
were going to vote, they lied about how they did vote.
Proof positive that something crazy happens inside the
heads of white people when they get behind that
polling curtain. But after two terms of George Bush,
that ain’t new news.
Why didn’t the "Bradley Effect" rear its ugly head in
Iowa? Simple. We’re not talking about racism, we’re
talking about nervousness. A fear that attacks your
marrow in the dark. In Iowa, everyone watches you
vote. No curtain to hide behind in a caucus. You bunch
in a corner in full sight of all your neighbors under
a bright fluorescent light. In New Hampshire, it’s
just you and your demons. Your inner New England
demons. And hope tends to dissipate in those lonely
enclosures. No matter how warm the January night, it
gets dark at five up there. Northwoods dark, where
shadows trump hope.
The difference was women over 40. Which, forgive me,
but in both New Hampshire and Iowa means white women.
In the Hawkeye State, they went with the black guy in
the wide open. In the Granite State, behind the
curtain, they chose the white woman. I know. I know. I
know. Sacrilege! Implying discrimination exists in
America today. Blaspheme! Accusing DEMOCRATS of
possible prejudice. Heresy! But its not bigotry so
much as it is dread. Obloquy! "What?" Never mind.
Suffice to say that in the last six years, we’ve been
taught to fear. Bang! Salivate.
One can only hope the Clinton campaign understands
this and doesn’t convince themselves it was their
wacky emotional leakage weekend strategy that turned
the tide, because that would mean 10 months of Bill
shrieking and Hillary keening, and nobody wants that.
The only thing worse would be to go on pretending this
Effect does not exist, because future opponents are
already drawing up plans to ramp it up.
Comic, actor, writer, Will Durst had to look up
"obloquy." It means the same kind of stuff the other
words do.
©2008 Will Durst
A Business Agent's Perspective Donald L. Foley
National Business Agent
Maintenance Craft
Reading a post on www.21cpw.com the other day, I was reminded of something said by the eminent anthropologist Margaret Mead, "A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."
John Richards, former APWU Director of Industrial Relations, currently very active retiree delegate to the National Convention and one thoughtful unionist who seems always to make his decisions on principles reflective of his devotion to the cause of labor, remarked about the genesis of APWU. He noted, "The facts are that a majority of Postal workers throughout the nation held views [of being satisfied and having doubt for chances to improve]. That what amounted to a mere handful of us . . . were able to pull the strike off, was truly an amazing epiphany and critical turning point in the history of the Post Office Department, as it was known at that time, and the larger Trade Union Movement. Had we been swayed by the majority at that time, the course of history would have been radically different from that which has transpired."
It could not be more clear. When change is needed, one cannot merely hope for the weight of opinion to reach a majority tipping point. Change is caused - sometimes regardless how well the majority recognizes the need - by the activists. As Brother Richards points out, the 1970 strike was not supported by the majority of postal workers; it was incited and carried out by true unionists who were opposed by some of their own "leaders".
The APWU needs change. Those who have become entrenched in positions of power at the top of this great Union have already changed it, have made it something almost unrecognizable in the top levels of its administration. We now have "leaders" who openly call for the Union to be "run like a business". As I have noted previously, the Union is not a business; the corporate model is not becoming to an organization whose purpose is supposed to be service to its members. Evidence of the corruption of the APWU seems clear enough - It attacks its own bargaining unit employees, seeking to "save money" by taking away job benefits from these workers, also seeking to downsize the workforce by eliminating jobs. It orchestrates the construction of roadblocks to the legitimate interests of its retired members. It pursues salary increases for its top administration office holders on the same theory corporate CEO's employ. It seeks to further insulate national officers by extending the election cycle as well as the Convention cycle. It avoids full disclosure to the members of our financial status by giving contradictory, confusing statements. And, most recently, it seeks to diminish the effectiveness of contract enforcement as if enforcement of contractual rights were not as important as maintaining the financial viability of the administrative top of the organization.
We need change and it will not come from the top - at least the change we truly need will not come from the top.
Unless this Union reinvigorates its democratic roots, it will be crushed under the weight of its top-heavy administration. We need to change the political dynamics of the APWU in order to break up the concentration of power at the top. I have proposed previously that we change some of the parameters of our national officer election process in order to change the political dynamic. One of our major problems is the vast disparity between the incumbents and the challengers in access to the members and more generally in chances of getting (re)elected. The token access represented by the candidates' opportunity to have a tiny article printed in the national magazine is insulting; it accomplishes nothing when compared with the month after month exposure granted incumbents at the expense of the members. The Union should provide the vehicle - at Union expense - for every candidate to have his or her campaign literature delivered directly to every member's home. This would be a national mailing offset by the elimination of one issue of the national magazine.
The political dynamic could also be changed dramatically by allowing present national officers to challenge other incumbents without risking their own present positions. While this may sound, at first blush, counterproductive, I ask that you think about it. Consider the valuable NBA who wants to make a greater contribution at the headquarters level. In the present system, this usually means he or she curries favor at the headquarters level and waits for the opportunity of an appointment, then becoming the new incumbent when the next election rolls around. Or that same officer, choosing instead to take the chance of challenging the sitting incumbent, faces the weight and money of the administration "team". Rare has it been that a true challenger succeeds. I propose two election cycles of four years each; half the national officer structure would be open in the first part of the cycle and, two years later, the other half would be open. In each of these phases, an incumbent whose office was not open could challenge an incumbent without risking the entirety of his or her career service to the Union.
Each of these proposals costs more money than our process now costs. They will be decried as financially irresponsible and that they would bankrupt the Union. Brothers and Sisters, there are a good many ways we can offset the costs of these proposals (starting at the top-heavy administration) in order to afford a genuine increase in the democracy of this Union. What price is too high to pay to have a democratic Union whose officers are truly accountable to the members and whose rank and file members may have a legitimate chance to challenge the present power structure of the Union in the election process?
The change sought by true union activists who fomented the 1970 strike was the acquisition of full-blown collective bargaining rights. Once gained, those rights could only be exercised by full fledged labor unions. In other words, change required structure to implement. And structure costs money. Just as Brother Richards pointed out that the majority of postal workers in 1970 did not specifically support the strike, likewise they would not have readily agreed to contribute the dues money that would become necessary for a full fledged labor union to effectively represent them. Yet that is what we have.
Change to the political dynamics of this Union is essential; it requires structure; and structure costs money. But, the mere fact that a structure costs money, should not be sufficient to prevent us from restoring true democracy to the APWU.
A Business Union - APWU!
A BUSINESS AGENT’S PERSPECTIVE Donald L. Foley
National Business Agent
Maintenance Craft
Recently the open forum website, www.21cpw.com, saw the airing of a complaint from APWU members of the Retirees’ Department about the treatment of Retiree delegates during the Craft Conference / Installation of Officers circus. For those who may have missed the posts, the complaint is essentially that certain officers of the APWU headquarters administration disrespected our Retirees and did so on more than one occasion, in more than one way; that, generally, administration officers showed an arrogance bordering on contempt for the status of our retired members.
So, what else is new? This, as has been pointed out by others, is part of a pattern that has been present in the handling of retiree issues for many years. Retired union activists, members of the APWU, have brought issues to the floor of National Conventions repeatedly over the years only to find their legitimate objectives blocked by the APWU headquarters administration. It has taken several Conventions to develop sufficient momentum for retiree issues to have finally achieved some measure of success in granting these devoted unionists participatory rights in what we brag to be the most democratic union in the country. But the resistance of our national “leaders” continues to be reflected in the arrogant abuse recently displayed in Las Vegas.
Unfortunately, this arrogance is endemic to the APWU administration, and has been developing there for the past twenty years. It is not limited to disrespect for retirees. The national administration has been separating itself from the rest of the APWU for years, consolidating political power at the top. It has resulted, for example, in absurd presentations to National Conventions of dire imperatives to cut costs while presenting rosy economic reports to justify huge increases in top officer salaries. While such contradictory presentations resulted in rejection by the Convention body of the proposed salary increases, the more important point is the underlying contempt reflected by the effort. Not just that someone wanted a salary raise – who does not? No, it is the contempt for the delegates – the presumption that the elected delegates to the Convention were too stupid or too complacent to notice that one side of the mouth spoke of impending economic perils while the other side of the mouth asserted we are in sound financial condition. These presumptions are founded in arrogance and contempt.
The separation between ‘the boys in Washington’ and the rest of the Union is further demonstrated in the ongoing attack on the “field offices” – the NBA’s and their secretarial staff. While, on the one hand, promises are made that cost-cutting measures will never be made that affect representation activities, the administration persists in trying to find ways to justify closing NBA offices. Simple economics would dictate that purchasing property for an office is wiser than renting space, yet when leases reach term ‘the boys in Washington’ decline to authorize property purchase. Why? Because it is not the economics that matters. Purchase or rent – the real question is, how to get rid of the field offices. Does this reflect an understanding of or respect for the desires and best interests of Local representatives and, ultimately, the members? Of course not. What Local officers, stewards and the members want is more and better representation, not less. That will not come from a greater concentration of political power in Washington DC.
The mantra in Washington these days is, “Run the Union like a business.” We have even been subjected to hearing from the President, “At heart, I’m a capitalist.” Looking at what corporate capitalist ideals have done to the American economy and the situation of working Americans, aspiring to being more like a business is not becoming to a Union. But it does reflect what is important to ‘the boys in Washington’ – concentration of power. Corporate capitalism is all about concentrating power at the top and taking from the workers. Unfortunately, as this Union emulates this “value” it increasingly becomes something unrecognizable from what union activists have thought for years we were devoting our lives to. It is time for change. It is time we alter the dynamics of how this Union operates. The members are entitled to more democracy, entitled to know that their Union is more interested in pursuing the ideals of the labor movement than the ideals of corporate capitalism. As we approach another National Convention, we should be spending time and energy examining what this Union is about, what it has become and what it ought to be. And we should be preparing to make some changes.
NOT SO ALMIGHTY DOLLAR
Talk about how the almighty have fallen. The dollar is
headed downhill faster than Bode Johnson on a set of
rocket skis. Think nose dive. Plummetville. Plunge
City. Belly Floppo Rama. Recession is such an ugly
word. Try walking down a New York City street these
days without getting knocked off the sidewalk by a
gaggle of foreigners brandishing a circumference of
high end shopping bags like a cardboard armada. Can’t
be done.
I blame George Bush and his imbecilic economic
chicanery for subjecting us to these indignities.
Spending 2 trillion on an unnecessary war. Silly boy.
Lowering taxes during that same unnecessary war.
Sillier boy. Policies that have prompted OPEC to make
noises about following Brazilian supermodel Giselle
Bundchen’s lead, in asking to be paid in Euros. Euros,
hell, the lady should choose to be paid in clothes,
because to look at her, she doesn’t seem to own any.
Somebody, throw this girl a jacket. She must be cold.
The dollar has sunk lower than a strip show flyer
stuck to the undercarriage of a leased Lamborghini
Murcielago. The pound is up to $2, levels not seen
since the 50s. The Euro is at its highest level
against the dollar… ever. When? Ever! French President
Sarkozy spent his summer vacation in New Hampshire.
"400 francs and that includes everything, including
zee servants." Things have gotten so bad, Russian mob
bosses are back to using 5000 Ruble bills to snort
lines of cocaine off of hookers’ chests. It’s like the
October Revolution all over again.
That obnoxious sound coming from north of the border:
the non- stop laughter of millions of Canadians
playing a little game they call payback, mocking the
play money we call moolah, "Oh, so I guess you would
be talking aboot AMERICAN dollars, eh? Oooh. I don’t
know there, eh." Our economy isn’t in the doldrums.
Our economy can’t even see the doldrums. Our economy
aspires to the doldrums. Dubyah has turned us into a
third world banana republic. We’re Costa Rica to the
rest of the World. With lousier snorkeling.
Who can blame the hordes of Euro- trash from clogging
the aisles of our Tiffany franchises like an extended
family of hillbillies at a dollar store? Everything
here is so incredibly cheap. We’ve turned into a
discount playground for the world’s trust fund babies.
High- end restaurants, the good hotels, VIP sections
of our most exclusive nightclubs, Saturday night movie
tickets: pretty much off limits to anybody holding an
American passport. We’re the minimum wage security
guards of a giant high- end outlet mall known as
America just one cut rate Virgin flight away from true
civilization.
And thank god we, the general public, never fell for
that whole "you got to save your money" BS and are
still proud holders of the "Least Personal Savings of
any Country in the Industrialized World" award.
Because you know what those dollars are worth now?
Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing! Maybe kicking the
greenback dollar under the couch is just the neo- cons
idea of how to squelch our looming Social Security
crisis. Make the dollar worth so little, that in the
future, any one of us will be able to cover the entire
shortfall by digging into our own wallets. "$30
trillion? Is that all you’re worried about? Why didn’t
you say so? Who here can break a quadrillion?"
© Will Durst 2008
Bogus USPS Early Out Retirement Letter
Making The Rounds
USPS News Link
A letter purporting to offer USPS employees in the Civil Service Retirement System (CSRS) an early out or a buyout by December 2008 is bogus.
Someone cleverly copied sections from a legitimate offer by another government agency to its CSRS employees, substituted “USPS” at key points, and sent it to USPS employees. The letter has been photocopied and is surfacing in different sections of the country as an official USPS letter, prompting numerous inquiries into its legitimacy.
“The Postal Service has no plans to offer mass early outs or buyouts to any employees — CSRS or otherwise,” said Chief Human Resources Officer Anthony Vegliante.
And that’s no rumor — that’s the truth.

The end may be near for the U.S. Postal Service (USPS).